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Ahoy there!!!!!

Ahoy, brothers! ‘Tis real as pirates wearing purple . . . the East Carolina Pirates will soon join your league and own it. We’ve never won a major championship, or even a division, in the league we be in . . . we may not even play the sports your league plays . . . but that means nothin’. We’re better than e’ryone and will soon pound your feeble league into submission, making you walk the plank or serve as our cabin boys. Yo-ho-ho.

Avast -- now I know what you is thinking, matey. Just how did lil ole ECU get into the vaunted JUCO league. Well, I’ll tell ye. Money and a high degree of self loathing. We shall pay your league millions of dollars out of our endowment so you’ll play some games with us. But, that’s OK because we will plunder your stadiums and arenas and their fans ? pirates is we. We also sold our women into indentured servitude (who needs girls when you have the JUCO league) and we sold our controlling interest in Long John Silver’s, though our students still have a strong externship with LJS (someone has to cook that nasty stuff and it might as well be us, it’s the least we could do.

Shiver me timbers! You shall bow to our mighty tradition of talking boldly about ourselves with nothing since the late 80’s to back it up. If not, we shall ban ye from our message boards and spit in your hushpuppies at Long John Silver’s (if that somehow diminishes the nutritional value, not sure if it does). So, dear league brothers, we are happy to join the league, be your beeotch, but we will tell you how much better we are all the time because that’s what we do.


Do you know who the greatest player is in East Carolina? Yo-ho-ho, neither do I. That don’t matter, Smee. What matters is that we get the respect we’ve long deserved ? by disrespecting ourselves, selling out our future, and being your Baylor. But we’ll just tell you how much better we be, ok? We might be the weakest link, but we’ll just tell ye be the weakest link. Go along with it. Yo-ho-ho, har-har-har, yo-ho-ho.


ECU will pillage your booty!!!!!! Walk the blank, JUCO!!!!

Cap’n Purple Pirate

NW Ark sources confirm!!!!

Week 4 Schedule & Results

Schedule of games includes JCGridiron.com Dirty 30 Rankings, the top junior college rankings on the web.

Thursday Games:

Mississippi

Copiah-Lincoln 28, Southwest Mississippi 0 *recap below*
#39 Coahoma 28, Holmes 14 *recap below*
East Mississippi 27, #2 Mississippi Gulf Coast 23 *recap below*
Mississippi Delta 35, Northeast Mississippi 0 *recap below*
Northwest Mississippi 33, Itawamba 10 *recap below*
#15 Jones County 42, East Central 35 *recap below*
#7 Pearl River 37, Hinds 10 *recap below*

Western States
New Mexico Military Institute 31, West Texas A&M JV 27


Saturday Games:

Kansas Jayhawk Conference

#8 Butler 30, Air Force Prep 14
#16 Fort Scott 31, #28 Garden City 24
Coffeyville 37, Highland 2
Hutchinson 40, Dodge City 6

Midwest Football Conference
#35 Iowa Central 21, Grand Rapids 7
#23 Harper 28, College of DuPage 14
Air Force Academy JV 38, Ellsworth 36
North Iowa Area 24, Rock Valley 12
North Dakota SCS 33, Joliet 21

Minnesota
Minnesota West 30, Mesabi Range 23
Central Lakes 33, Itasca 7
Vermilion 43, Fergus Falls 27
Ridgewater 13, Northland 6
Rochester 30, Fond du Lac 23

Northeast Football Conference
Nassau 29, Erie 6
Alfred State 33, Williamson Trade School 0
Lackawanna 39, Hudson Valley 27

Southwest JC Football Conference
#3 Blinn 35, #34 Arkansas Baptist 3
#13 Navarro 28, Kilgore 10
Tyler 35, Cisco 14
#25 Trinity Valley 48, Northeastern Oklahoma A&M 29

Western States Football League
#9 Snow 31, #40 Arizona Western 25
#31 Glendale 40, #38 Scottsdale 13
Phoenix 47, #17 Eastern Arizona 43
#33 Mesa 54, Pima 0

Monday Games:

Northeast Football Conference

Dean 36, Nichols JV 6
Globe Institute 25, Rowan JV 12
This post was edited on 9/29 7:52 AM by BradHoiseth

Week 3 Schedule & Results

Thursday Games:

Southwest

#28 Trinity Valley 51, Louisiana College 14 *re-cap below*

Mississippi
Hinds 35, East Central 21 *re-cap below*
Coahoma 48, Mississippi Delta 34 *re-cap below*
East Mississippi 52, Holmes 14 *re-cap below*
Itawamba 12, Northeast Mississippi 9 *re-cap below*
#7 Pearl River 18, Northwest Mississippi 0 *re-cap below*
#15 Jones County 21, Copiah-Lincoln 9 *re-cap below*
#3 Mississippi Gulf Coast 40, Southwest Mississippi 14 *re-cap below* (Brauchle 55-yard FG)

Saturday Games:

Jayhawk

#16 Fort Scott 15, Coffeyville 0
#8 Butler 49, Dodge City 0
#31 Garden City 30, Air Force Prep 7
Independence 13, Highland 7 (OT)

Midwest
College of DuPage 23, Grand Rapids 7
Ellsworth 35, North Iowa Area 14
Iowa Central 8, #34 Joliet 3
Rock Valley 19, North Dakota SCS 0

Minnesota
Minnesota West 23, Fon du Lac 7
Central Lakes 14, Mesabi 12
Northland 40, Fergus Falls 19
Rochester 60, Itasca 0
Vermilion 55, Ridgewater 7

Northeast
Lackawanna 29, Globe 20
Navy Prep 27, Nassau 26
Erie 37, Alfred State 19

Southwest
Cisco 32, New Mexico Military 30 *re-cap below*
#22 Georgia Military 17, Arkansas Baptist 13

Western States
#9 Snow 27, #35 Phoenix 7
#17 Eastern Arizona 19, #32 AZ Western 10
#38 Glendale 11, #25 Mesa 7
Scottsdale 48, Pima 8

Sunday Games:

Northeast

Hudson Valley 33, Union College JV 6
Dean 38, Bryant University JV 7

Midwest
#23 Harper 44, North Central College JV 21
This post was edited on 9/18 10:26 AM by BradHoiseth

Week 1 Schedule & Results

Thursday Games:

Jayhawk/Southwest Crossover:
#6 Blinn 23, #2 Butler 20

Mississippi:
#4 Gulf Coast 39, Northwest 14
Delta 15, Southwest 13
#18 Jones County 38, #40 Itawamba 7
#9 Pearl River 23, Holmes 16
East Mississippi 28, Copiah-Lincoln 9
Coahoma 47, East Central 31
Hinds 23, Northeast Mississippi 12

North Dakota SCS 67, Minot State-Bottineau 0


Friday Games:

Western States League:
#8 Snow 56, Air Force Prep 17

Minnesota (games at St. Cloud State):
Central Lakes 40, Fond du Lac 12
Mesabi Range 28, Fergus Falls 0


Saturday Games:

#11 Georgia Military 43, Grand Rapids 3

Jayhawk/Southwest Crossovers:
Arkansas Baptist 21, Highland 17
#15 Navarro 19, #22 Coffeyville 10
Garden City 27, #23 Cisco 14
Hutchinson 33, Northeastern Oklahoma A&M 14
Tyler 28, Independence 14
Trinity Valley 48, Dodge City 0
#19 Fort Scott 40, #39 Kilgore 20

Minnesota (games at St. Cloud State):
Ridgewater 41, Itasca 14
#27 Rochester 35, Northland 28
Minnesota West 35, Vermilion 26

Midwest:
Harper 45, #29 Joliet 14
#30 DuPage 31, Rock Valley 19


Western States League:
New Mexico Military 24, Sul Ross State JV 14
#34 Glendale 34, American Sports Academy 0

Northeast:
Milford 34, Globe 13

Sunday Game:

North Iowa Area 55, William Penn JV 0
This post was edited on 9/2 10:02 PM by BradHoiseth

Week 2 Schedule & Results

Thursday Games:

Mississippi

#7 Pearl River 38, Northeast Mississippi 10
Coahoma at Southwest Mississippi (postponed)

Midwest
Ellsworth 60, North Dakota SCS 28

Friday Game:

Northeast

Nassau 21, Fordham JV 0

Saturday Games:

Jayhawk Conference

Highland 23, Hutchinson 10
Coffeyville 46, Air Force Prep 26
Independence 16, Dodge City 10
#9 Butler 34, #29 Garden City 13

Midwest
Joliet 23, #26 DuPage 17 (OT)
#30 Harper 34, Grand Rapids 14
#40 Iowa Central 9, Rock Valley 0

Minnesota
Itasca21, Minnesota West 14
Central Lakes 29, Northland 22
Ridgewater 21, Mesabi Range 14
Minnesota State 16, Fond du Lac 13
Vermilion 21, #32 Rochester 16

Mississippi
#17 Jones County 23, East Mississippi 19
#3 Mississippi Gulf Coast 36, Itawamba 0
Northwest Mississippi 31, Hinds 3
Mississippi Delta 14, Copiah-Lincoln 3
Holmes 37, East Central 21

Northeast
Erie 49, Louisburg 35
Alfred State 21, Thaddeus Stevens 14
Army Prep 19, Hudson Valley 13

Southwest/Independent
#14 Navarro 25, #8 Georgia Military 13

Southwest
Arkansas Baptist 21, Northeastern Oklahoma A&M 6
Kilgore 31, Tyler 0

Western States
#22 Eastern Arizona 64, New Mexico Prep 6
#39 Arizona Western 54, American Sports Academy 0
#10 Snow 24, #21 Mesa 19
Phoenix 41, Pima 0
Scottsdale 58, Instituto Technologico de Senora 2

Sunday Games:

Northeast

Wagner College 25, Globe Institute 12
Lackawanna 42, Albright JV 8

Monday Games:

Southwest

#25 Trinity Valley at Louisiana College JV (postponed, rescheduled 9/11)
#4 Blinn 46, Abilene Christian JV 0
This post was edited on 9/11 12:47 PM by BradHoiseth
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