Ahoy, brothers! ‘Tis real as pirates wearing purple . . . the East Carolina Pirates will soon join your league and own it. We’ve never won a major championship, or even a division, in the league we be in . . . we may not even play the sports your league plays . . . but that means nothin’. We’re better than e’ryone and will soon pound your feeble league into submission, making you walk the plank or serve as our cabin boys. Yo-ho-ho.
Avast -- now I know what you is thinking, matey. Just how did lil ole ECU get into the vaunted JUCO league. Well, I’ll tell ye. Money and a high degree of self loathing. We shall pay your league millions of dollars out of our endowment so you’ll play some games with us. But, that’s OK because we will plunder your stadiums and arenas and their fans ? pirates is we. We also sold our women into indentured servitude (who needs girls when you have the JUCO league) and we sold our controlling interest in Long John Silver’s, though our students still have a strong externship with LJS (someone has to cook that nasty stuff and it might as well be us, it’s the least we could do.
Shiver me timbers! You shall bow to our mighty tradition of talking boldly about ourselves with nothing since the late 80’s to back it up. If not, we shall ban ye from our message boards and spit in your hushpuppies at Long John Silver’s (if that somehow diminishes the nutritional value, not sure if it does). So, dear league brothers, we are happy to join the league, be your beeotch, but we will tell you how much better we are all the time because that’s what we do.
Do you know who the greatest player is in East Carolina? Yo-ho-ho, neither do I. That don’t matter, Smee. What matters is that we get the respect we’ve long deserved ? by disrespecting ourselves, selling out our future, and being your Baylor. But we’ll just tell you how much better we be, ok? We might be the weakest link, but we’ll just tell ye be the weakest link. Go along with it. Yo-ho-ho, har-har-har, yo-ho-ho.
ECU will pillage your booty!!!!!! Walk the blank, JUCO!!!!
Cap’n Purple Pirate
NW Ark sources confirm!!!!
Avast -- now I know what you is thinking, matey. Just how did lil ole ECU get into the vaunted JUCO league. Well, I’ll tell ye. Money and a high degree of self loathing. We shall pay your league millions of dollars out of our endowment so you’ll play some games with us. But, that’s OK because we will plunder your stadiums and arenas and their fans ? pirates is we. We also sold our women into indentured servitude (who needs girls when you have the JUCO league) and we sold our controlling interest in Long John Silver’s, though our students still have a strong externship with LJS (someone has to cook that nasty stuff and it might as well be us, it’s the least we could do.
Shiver me timbers! You shall bow to our mighty tradition of talking boldly about ourselves with nothing since the late 80’s to back it up. If not, we shall ban ye from our message boards and spit in your hushpuppies at Long John Silver’s (if that somehow diminishes the nutritional value, not sure if it does). So, dear league brothers, we are happy to join the league, be your beeotch, but we will tell you how much better we are all the time because that’s what we do.
Do you know who the greatest player is in East Carolina? Yo-ho-ho, neither do I. That don’t matter, Smee. What matters is that we get the respect we’ve long deserved ? by disrespecting ourselves, selling out our future, and being your Baylor. But we’ll just tell you how much better we be, ok? We might be the weakest link, but we’ll just tell ye be the weakest link. Go along with it. Yo-ho-ho, har-har-har, yo-ho-ho.
ECU will pillage your booty!!!!!! Walk the blank, JUCO!!!!
Cap’n Purple Pirate
NW Ark sources confirm!!!!
